Rebels are in the house , 911🏃🏃🏃now save me. Nooo, it’s not that kind of thing. Am talking about the four legged villians inside u house the rats😤. The big black rat, that produces alot of other rats that invade the house, u kitchen, stealing all u cheese,meat, ground nuts, chewing u feet at night 😂😂😂. Fashioning u clothes ( I got a new tailor in the house, his rather eatty because he works with his teeth on the cloth).
I know that experience of rats every one has gone through it, buying rat traps( having to sacrifice u piece of meat to put on the rat trap😂😂) and u end up falling for ur own trap. Buying rat poison with an expiry date 😂😂 it’s never works
It’s really funny how poison has an expiry date, so wat when it expires it will be more poisonous or less
It’s poison people.
Hi am not writing all these because am a rat hater , coz I know the rats have there freedom of expression 🙄and of speech on this point
Stay the hell out of my house 😠😤😤 before I tear u apart for circumcision 😂
But they too have family, staying with them it’s just a happy big family together, why do we really have to go on crossing with each other and being generation enemies 😂😂
Mr. Rat once said a family that eats together stay together, that is why u should stop killing my babies that fall for u Rat trap( just rats undergoing adolescence, that’s all😂)
I really feel for Mr. Rat but I promise to kill him some day
I was in a boarding primary school where we were allowed to take snacks, alot. The largest population at school had these huge bowls of gnut paste😂😂 delicious. This paste always attracted the rats. There is one time the rats invaded the school, the suitcases
. Most of our uniforms were eaten by the rats😂, u open u suitcase excited to have a gorillo snack ,bummmm u find mr. Rat finishing 😂😂😂ur snack with his tiny teeth. Many girls in the dormitories shouted out of fear, till now am scared of rats.
The funniest thing was at night, the rats could blow on u feet😂it always felt nice, only to wake up the next day when your feet are hurting with some rat bites😂on them.😂how I miss those days at school, running around with rats.
Finally the school solved the issue but never again will I allow my feet to peep out of the blanket while am sleeping . Never